At 175km
with 5000m of ascent this is said to be one of the toughest of the French
“cyclosportives” . Around 75% of participants
are foreign (the French have obviously got more sense!) with an increasing
number of Brits I would guess as a result of events such as the Fred Witton
becoming ever more popular over here.
With a 7am
start the first climb up the Col du Glandon is a real pleasure in the cool
with fresh legs. On the descent there are
From the
bottom of the Col du Telegraph I’m facing over 30km practically all uphill
to the top of the Col du Galibier at 2600m, the telegraph is steady but once
on the Galibier the gradient and the altitude start to have an effect and
I wonder how I am ever going to make it to the Col let alone the finish. Close
to the top where the gradient and the altitude really kick in a Dutchman sees
I’m in agony and pushes me a few metres which provides only a brief respite
and makes it feel even harder when I have to propel myself again. I finally
arrive and collapse over the handlebars gasping for breath. Two guys on a motorbike provide me with plenty
of encouragement and continue to do so at various stages all the way to the
finish as they follow the event back. My
bright orange Norton Wheelers shirt is fantastic as I am easily recognizable
and chatting to other people takes my mind off the torture!
Around 45km
nearly all downhill follows, steep and winding at first to the Lauteret then
I turn into a headwind, time to find myself someone tall to hide behind, I
glance over my shoulder to see if there is anyone around and catch a load of guys lined out behind
me! I drift on and off of various groups losing touch in the badly lit tunnels
hoping there are no holes as it is impossible to see. A guy on a touring bike
with no panniers just a track pump and a bunch of flowers on the back comes
flying past and everyone follows, I curse him because he isn’t in the race
and he is pushing the pace so I can’t keep up. I finally reach Bourg d’Oisans,
a last stop and then the final 14.5km up Alpd’Huez, I have 2 hours left to
get my gold standard surely I can manage that!
I set off
with enthusiasm but the first 2km are the steepest on the climb and I am soon
struggling to keep myself going, I stop and gasp for breath, what’s happening
I did this last summer on the same bike in 1hr 15mins no bother. 100miles and 4000m have taken their toll and
I am struggling big time, I spot the
team shirts of the numerous Brits I have made friends with on my way round,
some of them look just as bad as me and we try to encourage each other to
keep going. I pass the 8km to go marker but at only 8kph that means another
hour of this! I struggle on, only a
few more km surely I can pick up the pace a bit. With about 5km to go I find
a hosepipe and pour water all over myself, the effect is instant and I finally
feel like I am going to make it. The last couple of km through the village
get easier with people cheering and finally a right turn slightly downhill,
I freewheel as I don’t even have the energy to change gear. A last turn into
the finishing straight with a huge grin on my face and the relief is out of
this world. I cross the line dump my bike and collapse on
the tarmac. I babble a load of complete nonsense to a few Brits who are collapsed
around me and try to listen to the prize giving as I am hoping my friend Jan
has won her category, I don’t want to miss her on the podium but for the moment
I am going nowhere. I promise myself
that I will never put my body through this torture again. However having managed
to knock 1hr45mins off my time from 3 years ago and achieve the gold standard
I am well chuffed!
If you fancy
a challenge this is certainly a good event to have a go at, harder and considerably
cheaper and easier to get into than the etape, but unfortunately the roads
are not closed. I was lucky that I
only got held up for 10 minutes on the top of the first climb while 4 cyclists
were scrapped off the road. Later on
some people were delayed for up to 2 hours whilst the road was closed as a
car had plunged off the edge!
If you are
interested the website is www.sportcommunication.com
or you can ask me all about it, my description of the torture on the last
climb might be enough to make you see sense!